ATTN: This is a public service announcement to all the women that just have any man approach them. Let them know that there is a certain length you must be to jump inside and have the time of your life. Make sure you that you tell them: 
***WARNING*** Ride may cause you to lose speech at times, drool, grunt and moan uncontrollably.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!