Once she sees you in this there’s no doubt she should ask you such a ridiculous question. Like, seriously woman does a bear shit in the woods? Do I like boobies? Yes! Of course. Would her shutting up and giving you a blowjob while you slam an another make your day because she ruined it. If the answer is yes then she won the prize of watching you drunk again in your new drinking T-shirt.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!