Once she sees you in this there’s no doubt she should ask you such a ridiculous question. Like, seriously woman does a bear shit in the woods? Do I like boobies? Yes! Of course. Would her shutting up and giving you a blowjob while you slam an another make your day because she ruined it. If the answer is yes then she won the prize of watching you drunk again in your new drinking T-shirt.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

•  Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
•  Contains 0% recycled polyester
•  Contains 0% dangerous substances
•  This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing