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Telling someone that you’re helping your Uncle Jack off a horse can sound outlandish. Now, if you write it out in a message and do not use the correct punctuation in it, then someone might think your uncle put you up to it for his sick pleasure and cops could be called the whole nine. Be a helpful hand to the literary community to get people to remember punctuation is important when writing out messages, replies or sentences.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Ole’ uncle Jack Sweatshirt

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