Let your friend of the opposite sex know that bouncing on it a few times should never come between your platonic relationship only your shaft can do that. Also you will be a helping hand to two platonic friends that want to but do not know how to break the ice. Look at you being all helpful and shit.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

•  Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
•  Contains 0% recycled polyester
•  Contains 0% dangerous substances
•  This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing