Let them know you know that they are looking and it is ok that the can not help themselves. I do must warn you though they will want you to play step daddy to their kids. Little does she know you came to drop dick, eat her kids fruit snacks and drink up all their juicy juice. Daddy daycare my ass! Says it all with this shirt. What they do not know won’t hurt them.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

•  Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
•  Contains 0% recycled polyester
•  Contains 0% dangerous substances
•  This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing